"Deck the Gait Trainers With Boughs of "Joy" garlands, funky ribbons, velvet bows, & battery operated lights."
FA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA!
Deck the zancos with scenes of the Nativity...
Fa la la la, la la la la la!
Because when you've got IT (obvious medical equipment & a HUGE CUTE smile!),
FA LA LA LA! LA LA LA LA!